A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, or activities of that require similar ridiculous effort. 

Katie moved swiftly and had her lawyers get all over the magazine’s ass. Now they’re printed a thorough apology with an offer of a charitable donation. You do not mess with Tom, see? And, frankly, they had grounds for it. As you know, I’m always saying Star is full of sh-t. 

So…

Why didn’t Ashton Kutcher pull the same move?

Remember when Ashton Kutcher swore up and down that he never cheated on Demi Moore and promised on Twitter that he’d throw some legal down on Star and then … nothing? 

Here’s Katie yesterday after a meeting in West Hollywood and also leaving lunch in Beverly Hills. There are a lot of different proportions happening here with the short jacket over the white jumper and the cut of her jeans. Flattering or no? Great hair though. 


Photos from Flynetonline.com and Clint Brewer/Splashnewsonline.com