Tall Girl Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:35:32 February 10, 2010 07:35:32

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too.

Remember when Robo put on long pants and looked like Gumby? Click here for a refresher. She did it again last night in New York at the grand opening of the Hermes men’s store in a long overcoat and long wide pants and the long, LOOOOOOOOOOONG, all I see is LOOOOOOOOONG, and while long is ordinarily good, LOOOOOOOONG in this case seems weird, like she seems freakishly LOOOOOOOONG, almost like there’s no end to the LOOOOOOOONG, and that’s why she can’t stand next to anyone because it could be a full grown adult and still he’d only come up to her waist.

Oh look, who invited the giant in grey coat?

No wait, I must be wrong. Because Katie is a fashion designer now. So she knows about proportion and styling. Next time I’m in LA, I’m going to Maxfield. I’m trying on a pair of her pants. Would not be surprised if Holmes & Yang carries capris with a drop crotch.

Photos from Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com

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