I can’t imagine why. Her husband is a really vigorous handshaker. I guess it depends who’s doing the vigorous handshaking. This story is making my life.

So Noel Gallagher was on Letterman last week, same day as Katie Holmes. Noel has a blog - click here to read the entire post which is HILARIOUS. Anyway, he was traipsing around backstage enjoying the Letterman experience and ran into Mrs Cruise. This is what happened, in his words:

We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was.

Now at this point my mate, and friend of the stars, Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment. She did look a bit miffed at the various North-West accents and some vigorous handshaking, but there was no need to send one of her people over to demand the video be deleted!!!! Un-fuckin'-believable.

We didn't let it spoil the day though. And what a day. Loved it.


You were laughing just reading it, right? At the North-West accents and the vigorous handshaking, right? Imagine seeing it? I need to see it. Please Noel. Please, you didn’t delete it, did you?

And who the f-ck are you, Katie Holmes, demanding that some other guest on the show delete their video??? Since when are you the boss of anyone?

Also, I didn’t watch her on Letterman but what the hell is she doing rubbing up on that table???