Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings.
Or…
Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough.
Paps seem hellbent on wanting to start the rumour that she’s pregnant because she had some lunch the other day and was also seen covering her stomach with a briefcase. To my childless shrew eyes, Katie looks like she always does: old, haggard, frumpy.
To the child obsessed though apparently there’s some evidence of expectancy.
Ok. Whatever you say.
Only on Monday night her belly was flat as a board in her “self designed dress”. Or maybe Scientology babies are like vampire hybrids? They grow super fast? Sorry. It’s a Breaking Dawn reference. Worst book ever and a plot line full of holes in which a human is fertilised by an inhuman who can somehow produce sperm. Ugh! I am still SO angry.
But I digress.
For the 4th time this year, Katie Holmes might possibly perhaps could be carrying Tom’s baby, maybe. Watch. It’ll be Life & Style’s sh*t headline next week.
photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com
