What’s the word for when you cannibalize your own jokes on Twitter? Is there a word for when you punch up said jokes several hours later? Here’s the 2:30 AM version: There are four year olds who have more mature speaking voices than Katie Holmes. Then there was the ponytail. 

I know we’re all super down with the fact that fake hair isn’t a secret anymore. But what does the ‘actually might be attached to a horse’ look get us? (Lainey: definitely not a personality.) It doesn’t look great, and it doesn’t make me think that she’s super healthy or fertile or whatever it is that long hair is supposed to impart.

Question: Do you think Katie Holmes gets hit on? Or is it all pre-arranged overtures from industry professionals through her reps?