Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And apparently it’s a proper restaurant, like any chain restaurant, in addition to sh-tloads of cheesecake. This didn’t seem appetising to me. Maybe it’s more appetising when you have children.

Here is Megan Fox with her husband Brian Austin Green and his son Cassius at the Cheesecake Factory at the Grove this weekend while her former Transformers castmates are wreaking havoc in Chicago. Megan is currently unemployed, still no hits since getting dumped by Michael Bay in May.

A few of you have emailed me recently worried about Megan’s rumoured casting as Katniss Everdeen in the movie adaptation of The Hunger Games...What? I haven’t heard this rumour. And it’s a terrible rumour. She’s too old. And her pretend face would never be believable.

But her pretend face would certainly be perfect for someone from the Capitol. That’s how I imagined them all: Megan Foxes with psychedelic eyeliner and bodypaint.

No. Suzanne Collins apparently has a lot of control over the project. She’d never allow her beloved character to be played by Megan Fox.

Now that everyone’s all over Christopher Nolan though, do you think he could rescue Megan Fox? For discussion tomorrow during the Weekly Live Blog.

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