Katy Perry & John Mayer broke up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2015 18:47:55 July 24, 2015 18:47:55

Maybe that’s why Katy Perry’s tweet about Taylor Swift was so English-butchered. John Mayer didn’t proof-read it for her. According to E! News they broke up again. For the…

Third time?

Fourth time?

Whatever. It’s over. But it might not be over for long because E’s source says that they might get back together because, well, the sex must be great. Not an original thought but I feel like it’s the only explanation. If they can’t be with each other that many times, and it keeps breaking down, but they keep going back. What else could they be going back for?

So you see, things are looking up for Taylor Swift already. God what I would give for a passive aggressive tweet from her. Something along the lines of…

At least when I say “we are never, ever, ever getting back together", I mean it.

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