So the sex glow wore off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:04:35 March 20, 2013 20:04:35

And Taylor Swift says I told you so.

US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. The real reason...?

This is the second time the two have called it off. Last time they were back together within a month. And then happily posing at events, meeting families, hiking with friends. Suddenly though, according to Katy’s Twitter, there are no more hearts and kittens. Those have been replaced by angsty song lyrics. Oh the textbook emotional journey of a John Mayer lover. When the sex glow clears off, what remains is John Mayer, douchebag. The only thing that changes is how he douches. Sometimes it’s with elimination fluid. Sometimes he says I love you and takes it back a day later. All the time it’s all about him: John Mayer John Mayer John Mayer John Mayer John Mayer.

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