Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please.

As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. And Russell, famous for his voracious sexual appetite, and his ability to talk multiples into sleepovers and morning after walks of shame, has publicly declared that Katy is The One. It’s actually very sweet. Love them together.

To further drive home the point, Katy tweeted the other day that:

Read a bunch of yesterdays-news-BULLOCKS. Ppl should know by now that I don't do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets. Don't get it TWISTED!

Like there was any doubt. Pattinson might be pretty, but sex is about fun. And if you’ve read My Booky Wook, it probably doesn’t get more fun than sex with Russell Brand. Pattinson seems like he’d have to take a break every few minutes or so and strum on his guitar.

Katy is currently loving it up in London with Russell. She calls him her “boyfriend” and said on Twitter yesterday that they were going to see Avatar.

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