E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way.

Will Lilo accept?

Please.

An attention grab on MTV’s biggest night? Of course!

Will SamRo be upset?

Probably not. Lilo has already openly declared her love for Samantha on her MySpace page  in response to her father’s controversial statements about Sam’s ulterior motives.

Sam also has taken to the internets in her own defence.

But true love can isn’t always about sacrifice. Sam’s spin schedule has never been busier. And she’s also now playing a gig for Julia Roberts. Yes. Julia Roberts.

September 10th at MSG, Julia and the Dave Matthews Band are headlining a concert as part of a series in support of cancer research.

In other VMAs news – Britney won’t be performing, but rumour has it, she’s desperate to present. Supposedly she’s desperate to present with Michael Phelps.

Chicken Fried Michael Phelps?