Keanu Reeves rolled up to The Today Show on his bike this morning. I guess that’s a cool thing to do? I’ve never been a girl who got hard for a guy on a bike. Charlie Hunnam? Sure. But it’s Charlie Hunnam. He could be eating chicken feet, I’d still be hard. Being Canadian, I like a guy on skates. I married a guy who is super sexy on skates. Now I’m trying to picture Charlie Hunnam on skates. This scares me.

Usually a guy with a dog does it for me too.

How about Superman and his dog?

Check out Henry Cavill with his dog today in London. Why is it that even his track pants look like dress pants? How does he do that? And why does he have to put his pinky ring on to walk the dog?

This round goes to Keanu. At a reasonable speed.