So Keira Knightley and her monster jaw arrived at today’s luncheon reinforcing my point yet again that this chick is so nothing special. I have no idea why people lose their sh*t over Keira. Why the fascination? At best she’s a homely milkmaid. At worst she’s a dental disaster with a set of dangerous choppers to accessorise a jaw as robust as they come. Beautiful? Pul-ease.