Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus.
Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of course what gets her “moody” is the news. Of course it’s the news. It couldn’t just be because she’s a pissy little bitch, could it? But of course not. Keira is serious and cares about current events.
“I’m a moody bastard. Actually, I’ve been banned from reading newspapers because the way they’re written angers me so much. If I want an opinion, I’ll read the opinion part of the newspaper. I do not want it when I’m trying to get the facts. I get incredibly angry. It really f—ks me off. See, I have to calm down about it.”
As for her glamourous image – Keira is intent on destroying her “beauty” icon status… even as she appears on the COVER OF A FASHION MAGAZINE:
“What I hate is that they shove in your face: this is what you want to be. And you think, f—k that. I don’t want it. Stop telling me I want to look like her. Stop telling me I want that life. I don’t.”
Still… as irritating they are – her petulant little rants – one very entertaining quote has come out of them.
Clearly Keira and Emmy Rossum would NOT get along:
“I’m a total romantic- I love romantic films. But I don’t like being raped by sugar.”
Who knew? Keira Knightley is a bit of a wordsmith, non?
Raped by sugar – best description for Emmy Rossum, like, ever. Here’s Rossum, raping you with her sugar, at the Reebok Strength and Spirit Awards two weeks ago.