Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him.

When she’s removed from the situation, and we can focus fully on his immobilised features, it’s undeniable that this is what holds them together. Some couples golf. Others karaoke. Many stay connected through home renovations. Maybe some gardening. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman? They bond at the doctor’s office.