Not even in your dreams

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan?

Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Oh but please keep trying. If only for the entertainment value of photos like these.

This entire video pretty much sums it up – his expressions, his ego, but if you don’t have time, just start at 2:30 and then note Nikki Reed’s reaction to when he gives himself a blowjob. She’s embarrassed for him too.

Photos from Wenn.com