Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible.

I mean, you can barely tell, right?

Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn.

And Kellan Lutz doesn’t wear any foundation, none at all.

Are you kidding me with this loser?