Kelly Osbourne has spent the last several months telling us how much happier she is now that she’s skinny. Well now there’s a great message. Unfortunately, thinness in this case, and in most cases, doesn’t necessarily lead to enlightenment. And slender Kelly seems to be as stupid as not-slender Kelly, especially as it relates to matters of the heart.

In July, Kelly broke things off with her fiancé Luke Worrall for cheating on her. Apparently she tried to reconcile with him over Christmas. The reunion attempt ended in disaster followed by a Twitter tantrum:

"Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of sh-t, he has been trying to get back with me, I only came home for Xmas to see him. Meanwhile, he has been f-cking hundreds of girls...behind my back."

"All he did was use me. All girls, beware of @Luke_worral he is a using C-NT! He used me for my money and a free ride. He is lucky I am not spilling the whole truth about what he did!"

"He is the worst thing that ever happened to me. I don't give a f-ck what happens to him anymore...I am and always will be too good for him...Darling, your pretty face will only get you so far because you don't have the brains to back it up."

She has since pulled down most of the raging tweets, leaving only this:

“Dont think I have ever felt so stupid he made a fool of me going to be off Twitter for a while never felt heart brake like this in my life”

“Thank god for my family that's all I have to say.”

“I think the best part of this situation is that I have been painted out 2 be the crazy 1 when all I did was tell the honest to gods truth”

These twats are “braking” the “hole” English language.

She was 23 when they hooked up. He was 18.


And they got engaged!

I mean… she said she was putting off their wedding until he was of age to drink!

Dude, how else could it have ended?

I posited a few weeks ago that Embarrassment is going extinct. They prove this over and over and over again.

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