Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into the car before taking care of himself.

Is that enough to forgive him for making her look like sh-t all the time?


My best gay Darren holds my hand through a crowd AND tells me when my pants make me look fat. He’s a bitch. And he’s a good friend. He could totally be Jessica’s friend.

Check out her out – big ass tits, big ass tacky earrings, big ass empty bag, big ass empty head.

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