Crazy Renee: the Vancouver Chronicles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00
Click here for Part 1 and it doesn’t look like she’s slowing down. Ever the low key superstar, Renee prefers driving herself around Vancouver…which is kinda cool considering most of these pampered f-ckers demand chauffeured service to and from their accommodations. Problem with Renee though is that: 1. She doesn’t know her way around…and 2. She’s a lunatic behind the wheel Monday. Shooting all day downtown, next location is at Sunset Beach. She hops in her car with the director, starts driving, refuses to yield to another driver trying to get into her lane, gets into an argument right there on the road, cussing like you wouldn’t believe, refusing to let the man in front of her. Then she proceeds to get lost. Now for the benefit of those who’ve never been to Vancouver, the downtown core is a peninsula, surrounded by water and accessible only by bridges and a viaduct. However, you do not have to cross a bridge to get from downtown to Sunset Beach, it’s on the same side. Renee took a wrong turn, ended up on the Burrard Street Bridge, heading away from downtown, away from Sunset Beach, and realised she was going in the wrong direction. But instead of getting to the other side and crossing back over, the crazy bitch pulls a U-turn half way across in the 6 lane bridge…IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR! Needless to say… traffic mayhem ensues, honking, breaking, major drama, she escapes unscathed, and two minutes later, she gets confused again, she makes another U-turn on Pacific (extremely busy street), nearly caused an accident as another car had to slam on the breaks to avoid hitting her, miraculously she makes it to the set, and here’s your resulting photo, taken during a scene with Ian McShane, courtesy of Flynet and available for use only on I’m telling you…Kenny Chesney f-cked her up good. And Renee Zellweger is losing her mind…

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