JD Fortune trumps Lukas Rossi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Well, well, well… NOT SAFE FOR WORK – CAUTION! Look what just arrived in my inbox. It"s super, super smutty, but I"m a dirty smutter, and i just had to share. So you know I"ve been comparing assets between that JD Fortune (blech) and Lukas Rossi (yum). As a result, I’ve now received evidence refuting my stance. A woman in LA called Regina Russell claims to have had them both, booby shot attached (it’s a lovely breast, non?), first with JD then Lukas, at one point six weeks apart, and according to what she’s been telling people, what JD lacks in geometry, he more than makes for in chemistry. Says his prowess is unbelievable and that Lukas … um… has a lot to learn. I suppose we’ll have to believe her?

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