Makeover of the Decade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 12:41:03 March 27, 2008 12:41:03


There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world.

Am wondering now if Shelfy and KFed employ the same person? Because his transformation has been nothing short of astonishing. He sat down was paid for an interview with In Touch this week and was equally as impressive.

KFed hits the right note in all of his quotes, he seems sincere, his sentiments sound genuine and thoughtful, not contrived, predictable but not pandering… like he actually, truly, really means it.

“It is so very important to me that my children will always know and never question, that no matter what happens, they have a mommy and daddy who love them very much. I spend most of the day chasing my kids around the house. Their needs define my schedule every day.”

Click here for more of the article and consider this – he did not pose with the children which would have, of course, leveraged way more money. In this day and age in Hollywood…that’s kinda sayin’ something.

Attached – Kevin at his birthday party last weekend.

Am now off to grunt through 200 crunches. As punishment for what I’ve just done… complimenting Kevin Federline??? Please forgive. And please know this: please believe that I will never do the same for Heather Mills, so help me Xenu.


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