But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare.
Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he was paid…
Not surprisingly, the interview is a letdown. He totally classes it up. Ugh. What has our world become if Kevin Federline can’t be relied upon for good dirty golddigging smut?
A few highlights below and even though his reasoning behind their split is completely different from hers, seriously, he portrays himself in the most decent light possible. Hate decency. Decency sucks.
What went wrong (between you and Britney)?
It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Are things getting better?
Oh, man, it's totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There's structure over there, there's structure at my house. We're trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn't have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.
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As for Britney, she celebrated her birthday yesterday in New York at Tenjune after pre-taping her Rockefeller lighting segment that will air tonight. OK! Magazine reports that it was all dramatic there at the tree as Britney was originally scheduled to perform, then changed her mind, then got all pouty, and then just decided to fake smile her way through a “special message”.
Her fake smile is the worst. Her fake smile is every little girl at a child beauty pageant, every parent pimp lining up at the mall…
Then it was off to party, pouring out of a killer dress showing off her killer body, hanging out with Heidi Klum and a number of models from Victoria’s Secret as Circus continues to climb the charts and concert tickets are selling briskly.
So why doesn’t it feel like a comeback?
Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Wenn.com
Douche to DILF