TV Updates Jonas Brothers Appreciation Didn’t think I’d be writing a post like this even three days ago but after all these years covering pop culture, it’s a good thing to still be open to the surprise. Which is that I appreciate the Jonas Brothers. I was in New York this weekend By Lainey • Apr 11, 2023 01:37 pm
Gossip Nostalgia The Jonas Passage of Time It was Summer 2009, the MuchMusic Video Awards, the Jonas Brothers were hosting. My experience was that they were pleasant to work with, not a lot of drama, especially in comparison to some other celebrity hosts, and the thing that stands out in my memory has less to do with By Lainey • Jan 31, 2023 12:12 pm
Music JoBros return to the VMAs Back when the Jonas Brothers first announced their reunion with the release of Sucker, I was skeptical of its success, the need for their reunion, or whether they’d last at all. I even posed the question, “are we really going to still be talking about the Jo Bros by By Prem • Aug 27, 2019 01:56 pm
Music A Jonas reunion and wedding This is what surprised me last night during the Billboard Music Awards: I was into the Jonas Brothers performance. Hard. I laughed at the fact that Nick and Joe had to remind us that they had successful singles in their own right before joining Kevin for their current song “Sucker” By Lainey • May 02, 2019 11:51 am
Relationship Assumption Joe Jonas Finds One of His Brother’s Wives Annoying Last week, the Jonas Brothers took over The Late Late Show with James Corden as part of the publicity tour for their reunion and new single, “Sucker.” When I wrote about it before, I was pretty indifferent to the announcement. But now, after watching them as guests on late night, By Prem • Mar 11, 2019 03:20 pm
Music Jo Bros: The Band’s Back Together Yesterday, the Jonas Brothers were trending number one on Twitter after they announced their reunion and new song, "Sucker", which dropped at midnight last night. As part of their promotion, the group will also be taking over The Late Late Show with James Cordon for four days next By Prem • Mar 01, 2019 11:20 am
Joe Jonas Priyanka Jonas brothers double date In 2006, teenage girls everywhere would have squealed at the chance to go on a double date with the Jonas Brothers. I worked at a music station at the height of the Jonas craze and there were literal lineups around the block to get a chance to breathe the same By Kathleen • Jul 17, 2018 12:01 pm
Parent Pimps Heads up Kristen Bell: Corporate sponsoring the birth The oldest Jonas’s wife had a child yesterday. He was live-tweeting the labour and then told his followers to follow the Dreft Twitter account for the official sponsored birth announcement…!!!!! Look! The logo is on the photo! Dreft is a laundry detergent for baby clothes. I mean… It’s By Lainey • Feb 03, 2014 11:50 am
Music Broken Down Jonas Brothers The Jonas Brothers were supposed to go on tour in two days. It was just announced this afternoon that they're tapping out and PEOPLE reports that it's because they pretty much hate each other right now. No, not in those words, but their publicist is calling By Lainey • Oct 09, 2013 05:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Danielle Jonas Catches The Snitch Danielle Jonas is pregnant and now we’ve got some problems. The first problem is how much do I have to explain about who Danielle Jonas is? She’s at a particularly weird point in the celebrity life cycle where some people (ME!) know enough about her to make fun By Dean • Jul 10, 2013 01:39 pm
Joe Jonas Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 09:35 am
Maybe Gaybes 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2 Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 12:03 pm
Cheese Fake castles, glass slippers, and Vagina Virgins One of the Jonas Brothers got married recently. According to Michelle’s Boy Band Theory, it was the irrelevant one. Or the least attractive one. What? It’s not like you weren’t thinking it. Anyway, the oldest Vagina Virgin is now supposedly not a Vagina Virgin anymore because there By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 08:12 am
Cheese He had to keep his shirt on The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 08:10 am
Assy Style Vagina Virgin Hair So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 10:05 am
