Twilight 5 is expected to earn between $140 - $160 million this weekend. So if you want to see Bond, do you look for it at a community theatre as opposed to heading to the super cinemas where Twi-Hards will have taken over? Click here and scroll down to the third photo. I just want to make sure you know that Twi-Hards are all ages, and maybe even older age than you think.

Would you rather:

Wear a t-shirt that says “IMPRINT WITH ME” or...

Eat “sketti”? 

Here’s the Twilight Three in Berlin today for the German premiere. Kristen Stewart is wearing Elie Saab, a terribly unflattering gold Elie Saab. All of it is terrible. The neckline is terrible. The squiggly sequin lines are terrible, reshaping her body in the most strangely alien way -- like her head has been photoshopped onto someone else. And still worse, it’s much, much too old for her. Again, more JLO here and definitely no KStew.

This, apparently, is the final Twilight carpet ever for Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. It’s over...

But for how long?

Spider-Man was rebooted after only 5 years. Twilight was first published in 2005. The 10th anniversary in 2015 might be too soon. Let’s say a new franchise then in 2020 to celebrate 15 years. It’s not like there won’t be an audience. We’re raising them on this sh-t now.