Oh, we're sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
All those places we've gone,
All of us are done for.
If you know Coldplay, you know the name of this song. And that’s my message for Twi-Hards today who’ve been emailing over this article that appeared in an unreliable British paper about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on a break, or breaking up, or something.
From Jane:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU LYING F-CKING C-NT ASS CHINA BITCH! you think it’s funny telling us their ok and then they are not? I am never reading you sh-tty blog again, you whore.
Here’s one that’s less dramatic from Ludimilla:
Kristen and Rob HAVE SPLIT. i thought you said they were fine?
I really love the passive aggressive accusatory tone in that one.
As I’m not up in their asses every day, I can’t tell you whether or not Stewart and Pattinson were stroking each other five minutes ago. So if you need an UP TO THE MINUTE update on their love, I’m sorry I can’t help you. What I can tell you is that they certainly didn’t seem to be on a break yesterday. In fact, as of yesterday, they were still living together in Squamish, BC. Yes, living together. As in sharing a residence. If you need me to be more specific, this was yesterday afternoon. Like almost evening. Like not even 24 hours ago. So…that doesn’t sound so breaky.
Don’t panic.
File photo from Wenn.com
