Kristen Stewart’s version is supposed to be. Snow White & the Huntsman imagines Snow White as a warrior princess, throwing down against the evil queen. So here she is, shooting in England today on the beach, leading her army into battle. Stewart looks comfortable, to me at least, on a horse, non? She’s apparently been training for months.

So...

Do they just call her “Snow”?

As far as I know, Snow White was always her name. It was never Snow White code for Aurelia or whatever. Just Snow White. Which is an awkward thing to say in conversation. Like, hey Snow, what’s up? Yo Snow, when are we meeting to do the war thing?

I wonder if they mess with this in the script. Give her a name that’s easier to roll with. Whatever, I’m more and more into it. Looking forward to watching her get real with Charlize Theron in what will hopefully become a classic bitch duel. Not, however, looking forward to Chris Hemsworth. I finally saw Thor a couple of weeks ago and he grossed me out, although it could have been that goddamn hammer which is the lamest sh-t ever.