Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold.

Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress:

Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now.

And my response:

That yellow made me ANGRY.

Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually this unremarkable. There is nothing about what Kristen’s wearing that shows any signature, any creativity. Worn by Kaley Cuoco at the People’s Choice Awards? Makes total sense. But what the f-ck is it doing at the MET Gala???