I always confuse Andre Balasz with Arpad “Arkie” Busson. Is it the Uma Thurman connection?

Balasz was out in London last night heading to Chiltern Firehouse for a Valentino party. He owns it. He arrived at the same time as Kylie Minogue. My first thought when I saw these photos was: oh, they’re dating? That makes sense to me.

I don’t know if they’re dating. I don’t know if they just happened to show up together. I’m just telling you that it makes sense to me. He’s her type, totally. And she’s a MAJOR upgrade on Chelsea Handler, for f-ck’s sake.