FIVE hours ago I posted this article about Aaron Paul. Click here. Read it again, all the way through, scrolling all the way down, because something just happened.

20 minutes ago, Aaron Paul updated his Instagram …with a video… of BIRDS and CHICKS and EGGS. Holy sh-t, am I a conjurer?

Is that my superpower?



F-ck. If conjuring is my superpower, I’m worried I’ve used up too much of it. Like I should have been working on conjuring Rihanna and Drake back together. Or Taylor Swift and Prince Harry. Or Gwyneth Paltrow getting pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s baby.

Send me your list. I’ll work on it.