How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney?


So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. She was too horny, he was too ambitious, and he would never have allowed whatever he felt for her to compromise his quest to the top:

At the time, she struck me as just this adorable little teenage girl at a perennial slumber party — staying up late and having lots of fun. She showed no signs of the turmoil she would eventually encounter, maybe because she was so in love with Justin she thought it was going to last forever.

I knew it wouldn’t. Justin already had a great love in his life — his career. He wanted to be a star, and no girl, no matter how great, was going to be able to distract him from that for more than a night or two between trips to the center of the spotlight.

Indeed. Pip is an egomaniac. No wonder he’s letting the Shelf Ass stick around. As previously reported, Jessica Biel is obsessed with JT – his biggest fawning fan, his most ardent cheerleading support.

As for what was…the glory days… don’t lie. You loved Britney and Justin. We all loved Britney and Justin. Look how beautiful she used to be! What happened to her perfect nose???