F-cking eejit.

So Lauren Conrad was at Deluxe last week and according to Radar was apparently caught up in some drama with her boyfriend over her claim that RYAN GOSLING HIT ON HER.

Say what bimbo?

Yes. This was her allegation. Whined Lauren to her boyfriend Kyle:

"Who does he think he is? I'm with you. I would never..."

To which the boyfriend replied: "I know baby, if I was there I would have set him straight."

Are you alive? I almost died laughing too.

It gets better.

Kyle then spent the rest of the night all ‘roidy tough monkey posturing, gathering his friends together to find Ryan Gosling so they could rough him up, teach him a lesson about pussy territory.

Like Ryan Gosling needs to ride up on some reality ass?

Sit DOWN Lauren Conrad.


How did these twats become famous?

Here she is leaving the club that night. And a few of Ryan, in New York on location a few weeks ago, so beautiful, THE MOST beautiful…

And again – this man would waste his time with Lauren Conrad?


Photos from Demis Maryannakis/Splashnewsonline.com and GWOOD/Bauergriffinonline.com