Holding hands, living in the light

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:34:09 October 20, 2009 08:34:09

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily.

LeAnn fronted in the car like she didn’t want to be photographed but whatever…

They knew.

They knew these pictures would get picked up. And not only did they get picked up, People.com devoted an entire article on it today with this asslicking opening sentence:

Who's that cute couple smiling so brightly for shutterbugs Monday night?

Two marriages in tatters, not even a year passed, children of a broken home, and the publication chooses to whitewash the Homewreck by calling them cute? LeAnn and Eddie are many things. Cute is not the first, nor is the most appropriate, adjective to use in this situation. Then again, maybe cute looks different when you’re lodged inside the Celebrity Anal Cavity.

As for those two cheating f-ckers… well…their careers have never been hotter. He’s now a regular on CSI: Miami with a steady stream of MOV offers and she’s working on a new album due out early next year, expected to sell well considering she makes headlines now.

Hollywood rewards the righteous.

Photos from Pacific Coast News

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