We need to retire this dress for a long time. Penelope herself has worn it too many times. Her pretenders are lining up in a long list of Boring behind her. With embarrassing results.

Some photo agencies actually labelled Lea “Penelope Cruz” on their databases last night.


Lea may not have won for Best Actress Comedy but she certainly takes home the Kate Beckinsale Award for too much TRY. It’s a little too desperate. Again, with a voice like hers, it’s also really unnecessary. Also, um, there are movie star dresses and there are tv star dresses. I’m just saying.

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