To Season 2 of Gossip Girl. If you are a fan, the wait is well worth it. Judging by the first three episodes, suffice to say, the show is as dirty and as delicious as ever. A few harmless spoilers? Look out!

Serena and Dan are as boring as ever even when they’re not supposed to be boring. Only those two can make teen sex seem sleepy. And while Blake Lively’s acting appears to be getting worse, Leighton Meester’s keeps getting better and better and better. More on her later.

Jenny is slightly less annoying than before. Slightly.

And suddenly I’m pulling for Nate and Vanessa, only there’s one problem: he’s selling his body to save his family.

Wicked.

Right?

But what you really want to know is what’s up with Chuck and Blair. Chuck and Blair are like my Notebook. When Chuck and Blair exchange hateful, sexually charged and barbed retorts, for me it’s like the rowboat scene. The way the hurt each other, the way they push each other, this to me is the heart of Gossip Girl.

Two words:

Sex Drano. Wait for it.

You know you love it.

Below – an extended preview including the first 5 minutes of the season premiere on Monday. Also attaching photos of Leighton and Taylor Momsen, like all 14 year olds looking like she’s trying too hard, from the Gossip Girl Season 2 premiere party on Sunday.