I went out last night with my friend Dean. For some reason during the course of our conversation, we agreed that our new motto is:

If you’re not a Brenda, I don’t want to know you.

Remember when Brenda left and Valerie came on the show and smoked pot right off the top? Weak. Brenda never had to resort to a gimmick to come off as a bitch. Brenda was just a bitch period. No accessories required.

And it looks like, hopefully, finally, Brenda has a proper heir.

Leighton Meester.

Nan Zhang was one of the young actresses who was one of Blair’s lackeys on Gossip Girl. During the writer’s strike, Nan enrolled at Brown and will not be coming back. Word is she’s really not coming back because Leighton didn"t want her back. Rumour has it, Leighton wasn’t feelin’ the love, Nan wasn’t enough of a kiss ass, and a result, Nan found herself out a job. She has since been replaced.

Can you f&cking stand it???

This is Leighton last night at the premiere of Remember the Daze.

Look at those eyes. There’s a lot of Brenda in those eyes, non?

I hate you both! Never talk to me again!

If Leighton has it in her, I will love her forever.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com