Where celebrities go to dress like assholes.

Where Leonardo DiCaprio goes to dance like an asshole.

Have you seen this yet?

Sasha sent me an email last night with a Buzzfeed link to a dance video. She was mesmerised. She was in love. I sent her back a clip of Leonardo DiCaprio at Coachella and two words: even better.

Her response: You Win.

And then she came to the conclusion, after watching the video, that he probably doesn’t know what he’s doing when he’s inside of you. As if you needed any more proof that this guy is still living in a frat house inside his mind. Like, right now I wonder if Justin Bieber might be a better f-ck.