But isn’t it? Isn’t Victoria’s Secret Leonardo DiCaprio’s personal toy factory?

Apparently he has a new one. Her name is Toni Garrn. They spent the weekend together. Click here to see some pictures. This, I suppose, is part of why he couldn’t make it to Sydney to promote Gatsby? But that’s kind of endearing, non? Bless him, after all these years, and so many of them down the runway, Leo still worries there will be a shortage of VS Angels.

Leo and his friend Cameron Diaz were at a Monte Carlo event together on Sunday. This is a good example of why Photo Assumption is our favourite game of unreliable conclusions. Because if you just looked at this picture, you’d think that was happening, right? And it couldn’t be further from the truth. The fact that he’s even willing to be in the same frame as her means he’s totally NOT doing it with her.