The first stills from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby were released yesterday featuring a really, REALLY hot Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby holding on to Carey Mulligan’s Daisy. Like, really hot. Like, SO HOT. Like, maybe the hottest photo taken of him in many, many years. (I know you’re there Lorella. I can hear you.) I mean...I ... I just can’t stop staring at it. And it’s been a long, long time since Leo’s been attractive to me. (How long ago was The Departed ass grab? 5 years?) But this shot, this shot right here, this is doing it for me in a pretty great way.

You need to look like this at the SAGs.

Maybe the Golden Globes too, we’ll find out tomorrow.

It’ll help me stop remembering how Blake Lively played you...

In Verona.