Leonardo DiCaprio took a break from partying in Brazil at the World Cup today to be in Washington, DC for the Our Ocean conference. And then… will he be heading back to his mega yacht so that the models can climb back onto his lap?

Jesus. Is this what ten Rio de Janeiro hangovers looks like?

Because…um… I can’t find Romeo in this face.

Laura and I were just looking at these shots backstage at The Social. According to her, he needs to get married soon. Not because people of a certain age need to be married but because, well, unlike George Clooney, who is still so very handsome, Leo’s losing it. Or has lost it. And her theory is that he better find someone to take him before the permanent ugly sets in. Either that or get his pretty back. Partying constantly with Justin Bieber and people from The Hills isn’t likely to help that cause.