Leonardo DiCaprio was at the AMFAR gala in Cannes last night. And even though he had a model rubbing up against him at a club earlier this week – click here for a refresher – Toni Garrn was there too, with him, seated at his table. I guess that’s the deal when you accept the honour of being his bonafide. You have to understand that sometimes hot women are going to grind their asses on his crotch and it has to be OK.

You also have to understand that he’ll be OK with having his picture taken with his Inception co-star Marion Cotillard beside him, but that in that photo, you’ll have to stare off into the distance looking bored. Check out Toni’s face in that shot. Don’t speak. Just be beautiful. I’ll get back to you after I finish spending time with your friends.

Also at the AMFAR gala – his ex Bar Refaeli. I mean at some point, every model at every party is going to have had him inside her at one time or another.