Last week Sasha and I were going back and forth over email about Harry Styles. She’s not into his teen acne. I told her it’s not like I wanted to do more than giggle with it or anything. Which then led to a discussion about our (imaginary) gay math violations. Hers is pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler who actually might actually meet gay math guidelines, Sash, I think you’re in the clear. When I told Sasha mine is Liam Hemsworth, her response was:

Fair enough. He’s hot.

Come on. I’m talking pure aesthetics. I’m not saying you have to like him. But on straight up looks? It’s fine. It’s totally, totally fine.

Here’s Liam yesterday leaving a pet store after buying food and what appears to be a new mat/bed. Maybe their puppy is allowed to sleep outside of its crate now.