Everyone is pregnant! Lily Allen just announced she’s pregnant too. After spending the better part of the year melting down, smoking cigarettes, arguing with Cheryl Cole over MySpace, getting drunk off her tree, hating her body then starving her body to become super thin super fast, Lily is now also with child…the father is boyfriend Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers. Ed is 37, Lily is 22, was an idiot just weeks ago, but now that she’s having a baby is sure to completely modify her personality and grow some maturity.


Because she’s famous.

Right then.

Wanna bet your boob job Amy Winehouse gets knocked up by Blake during a conjugal visit?

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