Linda Evangelista was photographed in New York yesterday with Salma Hayek’s daughter’s half-brother Augustin. God how I love her the way she wears her hair. And God do I wish I could wear boots like that on my stumpy legs. I just find that the over the knee situation can be tricky with certain heights and shapes, you know?  I mean, we’re talking about one of the original supermodels here. Before they started calling any girl who’s posed for Sports Illustrated a supermodel. The other day I read a headline about Brooklyn Decker, the supermodel. What?