Under a thousand watts of super industrial spotlight, Lilo’s Dirty Face actually isn’t that bad. Under normal circumstances, however, the filth can’t be contained.

Here’s the orange descendent of Dina Lohan in Milan for the Dolce & Gabbana show today continuing her relentless tour of … nothing. Nothing to promote but herself and a career that’s becoming increasingly risky thanks to those perennially pinned pupils and a non-existent work ethic.

But nothing I can say can equal Michael K’s comments on the situation over at DListed. Michael has apparently been sick of late and though I wish him well, the illness has turned his bitch on lightspeed:

“Those curls are offending me. I think her curls are offending some Orthodox Jews too.”

Funniest. Sh*t.Ever.