Firecrotch lights up London
Source Stumbling around Area and Hyde in LA, drunk and stoned off her poon, seems to have lost its attraction compared to the endless pleasures of London – and who can blame her? London f&cking rocks! And London has provided Lilo with a new romantic interest. His name is Calum Best, famous for no other reason than being born to a famous footballer and participating in several reality tv shows – impressive, non? Here they are, leaving a club hand in hand last night... as you can see, Calum’s influence has done nothing for her coke bloat though happily, the dirty face seems in check, replaced by a curious little bump around the midsection that has less to do with a baby (no way) than it has to do with not eating and drinking too much. Oh to be 20 again. Do you think he’s attractive? I don’t. He reminds me of that freaky lookin’ actor who played Imhotep the Mummy in The Mummy – he of the rotting face. I’m sure decaying flesh works for some, but I’m sorry to say it’s never worked for me and thus whenever I see Calum Best, all I see is someone dead inside which, I suppose, is perfect for Lindsay Lohan.