So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, Illinois home. If she wasn"t dating that jerkoff Sean Avery I"d almost be inclined to feel sorry for her. After all, girls who try this hard are always endearing, non? Still…since she"s f&cking a racist asshole, my pity"s reserved for more deserving targets. Like the aforementioned Ms. Aniston who (according to JustJared) failed to make it on People Magazine"s list of 100 Most Beautiful People. ONE HUNDRED, gossips. And the unfortunate little Friend didn"t rank??? That"s gotta hurt, non? Then there"s Lindsay Lohan who veered in the opposite direction. Leggings and a baby doll dress. Cute for a stroll down Robertson perhaps but decidedly low classy at a swanky benefit. Odd how she keeps turning up these days looking like she just got nailed from behind in the alley on her way in. So much so that I"m beginning to wonder - is "freshly f&cked" the "boho chic" of 2006?