F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Where is Madonna? Madge…it’s time girl. If you really want to be Ghandi without getting assassinated, please save Britney. Please wrap your red string around her poon, sew that sh-t tight, and dry that bitch out. Thank you, love you, owe you. TMZ