La Lohan preggers???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2006 12:00:00 January 6, 2006 12:00:00
As you know, Lindsay was admitted to the hospital on Monday as a result of an asthma attack. Interestingly enough, I"m hearing this was actually an asthma attack. And not a new bout of "exhaustion" which, as you all know now, is Hollywood code for "supervised starvation diet." Anyway, while she was in the hospital, a friend or handler was photographed delivering a bag full of goodies to her room, including junk food and a home pregnancy test. Naturally, every gossip from here to Phuket Island went bananas, speculating that Lindsay has also added pregnancy to her long and predictable Hollywood resume. Today comes news that Lindsay is not with Leto-seed or any seed, and that the test was for a friend who shall not be named. And every source I"ve talked to has also confirmed this, claiming that a Lohan pregnancy is highly unlikely, not because they"re halfway up her ass and on the Lohan payroll, but because rumour has it, Lindsay"s been on 2 concurrent and very effective forms of birth control since she was 17, naturally arranged through her management team who can"t risk a Britney type disaster impinging on their right to make as much money off a teenager as possible. Hey…makes perfect sense to me. Believe what you will, but my official opinion is that she"s not. And that she won"t be. Unless she somehow hooks up with Prince Harry, in which case, she"ll giv"er on rapid fertilisation. As for the likelihood of such a hook up - I wouldn"t scoff it off entirely. I"ve actually heard from several separate spies that a few introductory calls were made back in the summer but schedules and timing and his on and off relationship with that cute rich blonde got in the way. However, I"m told wild Harry likes the Lohan look. One day, gossips, one day. And if you ask me, they"d be perfect together.

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