Lilo Boo Hoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:55:53 April 8, 2009 06:55:53

No lover, no friends, no career…what’s the solution?

Call up Us Weekly.

Lindsay Lohan is now officially lower than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, admitting to getting dumped on the cover of a tabloid, crying about having no friends…


This is what she’s telling Janice Min – that she’s in “absolute hell” after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, and that last Friday was the “worst night of my life” when she was banned from a Ronson party and spent the night staying at the Chateau Marmont one floor above the Ronson family.

That was also the night that Nicole Richie walked by her and made a face “uck”, refusing to engage, and Drea De Matteo snarled “Come at me bitch”…

In other words: Everyone hates Lilo.

But, as you would expect, she says she did nothing wrong:
"Everyone's turned on me. I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie. I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama."

Again the victim. Always the victim. Never accountable, never at fault. She wept and raged and railed through her interview with US Weekly hoping for sympathy and still the magazine reports that friends think she needs to be “institutionalised” and that she’s running out of cash.

Is she sad smut?


She volunteered herself onto the cover of Us Weekly. Through the heartache she is loving and LIVING FOR the attention. She’s also LIVING AT THE CHATEAU MARMONT. This is not a home. It’s not even a hotel. The Chateau Marmont is a party den. Party circuit ground zero. And she needs to be there.

Don’t cry for Lindsay Lohan. She went jewellery shopping yesterday with her old hag sister. Does she look like she needs you to cry for her?

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