Lindsay Lohan is in London to host a charity event this evening in support of Haiti. It’s also time for the Brit Awards which means tonight will be a hard party scene. Perfect. This, after all, is priority #1 in Lilo’s life. Some people, like George Clooney, they rally their friends in support of a cause and then, knowing the importance of public perception, disappear behind the scenes, even during campaign season so as not to appear disingenuous, not wanting to give the idea that there was an ulterior motive behind the philanthropy.

Lilo?

Hell no. Soon as she arrived she went shopping. After shopping she hit the club. No, it’s not illegal but it’s also not very smart. When you’re supposed to be in town to raise awareness for those who are suffering, the first images of you released on the trip shouldn’t look like you’re on holiday lighting up the scene.

But it’s Lindsay Lohan. It’s not surprising.

Check out the busted face. Check out the swelling all over – her chin, her cheeks, her stomach...? What rhymes with Poke Float and is a Lohan signature move?


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